On the side of the pro-health care reform, were a small cadre of the undead. While few in number, they were able to spread their zombie virus at the town hall forum.
Some wore make up, while students wore masks, and all held signs that read, "Universal Single Payer Health Care is the Only Way to Stop the Zombie Apocalypse" and "Blue Cross Would not Cover our Zombie Bites!" The Zombies were interviewed by many mainstream news organizations, making it on WGN news Chicago with the message that "Private health insurance companies are scary!" The Zombies posed for many photos with people who were grateful not to be devoured by the living dead.
The Zombies attempted to devour the brains of the anti-health reform crowd, but the zombies soon realized that the anti-health reform crowd had no brains and sought sustenance elsewhere.
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